needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

(via alittleworldofimagination)


alittleworldofimagination:

sideoftheweepingangels:

-superman:

casualdorkpatrol:

seekhappynights:

NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME

important

PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT

LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN
THEY’VE GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HORN
THEY ARE THE JEDI OF THE SEA
THEY’LL STOP CTHULHU EATING YE

I still can’t believe narwhals are real

GOSH I LOVE NARWHALS


alittleworldofimagination:

I sit under a tree on a nice day on campus. I feel it inside of me. The change beginning. This was the last step. All of my ramen and loss of sleep have prepared me for this moment. I am now a fully fledged college student. I feel the alpha stirring within me. The transformation is complete. 


chocolate-and-snowflakes:

patronustrip:

hellafandom:

hawkins-netwanderer:

Captain Anmerica: Winter Soldier

Credits to DCinside Frozen Gallery

HOLY-

image

D: wait..what!?

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(via rapunzelaisaka)


unfollower:

college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well

(via alittleworldofimagination)


trusthim:

This makes me so emotional. Mrs Weasley knew the Dursleys wouldn’t visit and that Harry’s got no other family and to hER HES PRACTICALLY HER SON SOMEONE HOLD ME

(via shirehobbit)



yayforturtles:

Basically

(via briannathestrange)


Aw yisssss got my Frozen Blu-Ray guess what I’m doing with my evening

Aw yisssss got my Frozen Blu-Ray guess what I’m doing with my evening


Q
Real talk. What does chipotle taste like?
Anonymous
A

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

like jesus performing one of his miracles in your mouth its that serious


Is it on Netflix
Ancient Proverb (via filmlust)

(via tackymainly)


Needs Headphones

daysofsaintvalentine:

carry-onmywaywardfangirl:

omfglikeicanteven:

bandsandfangs:

clubsouls:

bitterboob:

fleurilla:

timehlord:

rorysqueenwife:

teaforthetardis:

1dstalking:

impalaincamelot:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

The back of my head is tingling.

OMG EVERYONE GO GET UR HEADPHONES AND LISTEN TO THIS. IT’S ACTUALLY SO COOL. BUT U NEED HEADPHONES FOR IT TO WORK

HOLY SHIT. THE WHISPER AT THE END.

HOLY.

SHIT.

BAG ON THE HEAD OMG.

HOLY SHIT WHY HAVENT I EVER SEEN THIS ON MY DASH IT IS INCREDIBLE OMG

THIS IS FUKCING AMAZING IM NOT OKAY OMG IT SOUNDS SO REAL I COVERED MY EYES AND OMG

THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR SWEET BABY JESUS

yES THIS IS FINALLY BACK ON MY DASH

YES YES YES

SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH ITS BACK

WHEN HE WHISPERED I FEEL LIKE I FELT HIS BREATH ON MY EAR SWEET JESUS

ONFG THAT WAS THE MOST MIND-BLOWING EXPERIENCE LIKE WHAT THE FREAKING FUCK? HOWEVER DID THIS IS A FUCKING GENIUS!

they should make scary stories like this.

(via droo216)


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

kesha is back with a multicolored vengeance and she is coming for blood


(via starksexual)